THE LOUDON OF THE DAY

LOUDON:      Mom, how do you measure?

 

MOM:           How do I measure? 

                   I’m not sure what you mean.

 

LOUDON:      I’m three years old! 

                   What are you?

 

MOM:          Oh!  You mean, how old am I? 

                  I’m 36.

 

LOUDON:     (gasps in mock horror)  THIRTY-SIX!!!!!! 

                   I can’t even count that high!!!!

 

…man, I feel so young today.

oldbitch

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